The Weekly Mailbag Request Is Still Catching Its Breath

Hi! I’ll do my best to speak up here so everyone can hear me, but I can’t promise anything because I spent a bit of time yelling and screaming and cheering yesterday. It was fun. Everyone should have a once-in-a-lifetime football team to wtach at least once.

So what would you, beloved reader, like to know about? What should we look for in the impending tOSU-Minnesota B1GCG? (Minnesota keeping it closer than wisconsin’s glorious 59-0 game) Who would win a hypothetical Rutgers-Northwestern game? (People who do literally anything else) Can you really just put uncooked pasta into a pot when you start heating the water to boil it? (YES! IT WORKS PERFECTLY!)

As always, thank you for your support of OTE and we’ll get this up later in the week. AS LONG AS I REMEMBER. Which means that I’ll be posting last week’s questions here in the very very near future. It’s a good thing that no one will confuse Iowa with Penn State and I can just have fun going into this weekend’s game.