The Weekly Mailbag Is Sleeping It Off

HAPPY MONDAY! Now that I’ve survived my weekend and finished the first pot of coffee for the work week, I realized I never got around to asking everyone for help. You see, that’s what happens when you have a bye week. If you don’t have a great coach you can get off your schedule and wake up in Jacksonville or fail a drug test, and it’s all downhill from there. But anyway, it’s going to be a huge week. PURDUE-NORTHWESTERN! ILLINOIS-MICHIGAN STATE! Oh, and there’s also the little tilts between the Hawkeyes vs. badgers and undefeated Penn State vs. undefeated Minnesota. Big, fun stuff coming up!

So that’s where we need your help. You see, the Gophers dropped their hype video at 8:06 this morning and that effectively ended my productivity for the week. Staff members are going to have to poke and prod me all week to vote in the Power Poll, make the graphs for the power poll, make my picks, etc. It’s going to be rough. Please ask us questions, and then remind me later in the week to ask everyone to answer the questions. Just give me a hand, because it’s going to be a long week until Penn State beats the Gophers on Saturday.