Hey everybody! The NFL Draft starts tonight! Make sure to tune in to watch your favorite players find out where they’re stuck for the next few years and, if they played for Northwestern or Penn State, how sad they’ll look as they take a pay cut. Trades will occur! The direction of franchises will be changed forever! Idiots will talk!
NFL Draft! Yay!
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