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/Checks calendar

I see it’s Friday of Iowa week.

/Looks around

Well, I guess it’s finally happened. Ya’ll have finally seen the light. Let me go ahead and welcome you, on behalf of Hawkeye Nation, to the wonderful world of Iowa Hawkeyes fandom.

It’s about damn time.

This is the only logical conclusion I can come to, seeing as it’s Friday of Iowa week, and nary a hate piece to be seen. And that’s totally fair. There’s not a single reason to hate Iowa.

Not a one.

I’d like to take the time to specifically call out WSR and Beez. They’ve have a long, hard journey to get to this point, and I know they’ve suffered along the way, but the important part is that they’re here.

So get your black and gold overalls, a suitcase of Busch Light, a pork tenderloin, and join in the fun. After all, clearly everyone here loves the Hawks. It couldn’t at all be because Iowa is generally quite boring, predictable, and has been this way for years.