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2019 BIG TEN KICKOFF MAILBAG REQUEST!

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It’s time to start getting serious about being silly.

FOOTBALL IS BACK! SO ARE STUPID PENALTIES, POOR CLOCK MANAGEMENT, AND QUESTIONABLE PLAYCALLING!
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Friends, it’s nearly time. While there was a bit of insanity on Saturday (HOLY SHIT KHALIL HOW DID YOU NOT JUST FALL INTO THE ENDZONE!?!), none of that really had any impact on the good ship B1G.

That all changes this week.

The long, slow, methodical march to Pasadena (and maybe but probably not the playoff) starts Thursday night at 8 when Minnesota hosts South Dakota State, and the rest of the conference follows suit by going out and trying to not embarrass themselves while getting new guys into the systems and trying to make tweaks to the playbook. All across this great country B1G teams will attempt to stay undefeated past the first weekend, and at the same time we will become inefficient, slovenly, questionable human beings due to watching entirely “too much football” (not my words, I can assure you) over the course of the next four and a half months. So without wasting further time or words, it’s time to ask you all to ask us things. Football. Life. Relationships (LOLpleasedonotaskmeforrelationshipadvice). Laundry. Food. Beer. Pop. Other sports and activities. We are here to educate and entertain, but we can only do so with your help. So fire away and we’ll try to answer them later this week.

Poll

HOW EXCITED ARE YOU FOR FOOTBALL SEASON?!

This poll is closed

  • 81%
    I AM MOVING AT 1,000,000 MILES PER HOUR AND AM NEARLY PURE ENERGY CAN WE KICKOFF NOW?
    (107 votes)
  • 18%
    Not very excited at all, really. I’m actually either literally dead or just dead inside.
    (25 votes)
132 votes total Vote Now