Big Ten Infographics

Big Ten Football Week 5 Preview in MS Paint Infographics: Featuring Buyouts!

All you need to get ready for Week 5

By Thumpasaurus@thumpasaurus1 Sep 27, 2019, 5:00am CDT

At 4-24, Lovie Smith now owns the worst Big Ten winning percentage of any Fighting Illini head coach.

Worse than Beckman, worse than Moeller, worse than Valek.

Illinois has won 4 of its last 31 games against Big Ten teams, and two were against Chris Ash. So...that’s 2 of 28...just to give you an idea of how rare the opportunity was that the Illini coaching staff pissed away. I don’t know why I’m still doing this.

This feature requires me to spend a lot of time thinking about college football. If it’s ever fun, maybe you’ll get a lead-in that doesn’t suck.

Until then, here’s some dumb diagrams!

bama ain’t never played nobody

hat tip to r.l. stine

i made this joke about minnesota years ago with less detail

yes, really, only four super bowl coaches have also coached against msu

fewer jeffs than i’d hoped for

i am slowly mastering this complex art program

pissed off cardinals. hey, someone identify all the raiders

if your buyout is kirkian, you better have a national title

because he’s the world’s youngest boomer

Hey, check out the series archive to check out all the captions I added!

while keeping in mind that sometimes i want to create the illini football experience for my readers