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Don’t Watch This; Watch That: Your Week 7 College Football Guide

Rank the Chants, you cowards.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: SEP 12 Coastal Carolina at Kansas Photo by Scott Winters/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

"I wish to acknowledge the land on which we stand today."

Sitting in the back of the classroom as TA for Intro to American History, I stopped craning my neck to take attendance and fixed my gaze on the front of the classroom. This was certainly not the standard "Welcome to my class" speech I had heard the last two years as I worked for various faculty.

"We stand on the ancestral land of, among nations, the Ho-Chunk, the Potawatomi..."

Students began to visibly shift in their seats, uncomfortable at the simple, 30-second list of Native nations that they knew, instinctively, would end in...

" that was taken from them in with the federal government, each broken in succession."

For students from a predominantly white, middle class, often religiously educated background in the Chicago land area, it was an uncomfortable truth to be confronted with on Day One, even if it's a truth they already knew. Whether Waunakee (the pleasant valley), Menomonie (wild rice), Chicago (some bastardization of "onion”), or the Algonquin for "the good land", many of them had tacitly acknowledged Native occupation in place names, monuments, and, yes, a sports team named for a Sac chief.

Monday was Indigenous People’s Day. We live in an era in which protestors are toppling statues of Christopher Columbus—thus requiring me, as a history professor, to never teach about Columbus again because that history is erased—just a few miles from my house and Indigenous groups—including my lieutenant governor, Peggy Flanagan—are calling new attention to the atrocities and injustices inflicted upon Native Americans throughout the centuries of American history.

But it’s getting people to acknowledge that those facts are baked into U.S. history—they’re not a “revision” or an “emphasis”, they’re part and parcel of the American experience—that remains tough.

I apologize for not being able to dive into this; I am behind on this and late for a trip to North Dakota (yes, seriously), so I have to leave you with a mapping project to occupy yourselves today:

This is Invasion of America, a project directed by Claudio Saunt at the University of Georgia. This interactive map allows you to click on the various parcels of U.S. territory as they were ceded to the federal government from 1776 to 1900. I encourage you to click on the parcel nearest you. Drill down and read the treaty. See the promises unkept.

Acknowledge the land and its people.


Don’t Watch This

Whatever NFL shit is on.

Watch That

Georgia State Panthers at Arkansas State Red Wolves

6:30pm | ESPN | ArkSt -3 | O/U 72.5

If you missed the Coastal Carolina-Louisiana game last night, repent for your oafish behavior:

Rank the Chants, you cowards.


Thursday. On TV:

This poll is closed

  • 72%
    (31 votes)
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    (3 votes)
  • 20%
    (9 votes)
43 votes total Vote Now


Don’t Watch This

Watch That

#17 SMU Mustangs at Tulane Green Wave

5pm | ESPN | SMU -6.5 | O/U 64

#14 BYU Cougars at Houston Cougars

8:30pm | ESPN | BYU -5.5 | O/U 62.5

Ranked teams, on the road, at tricky teams with good offenses. There will be points, there will be blown coverages, there will be at least one upset. If you’re not watching this, you’re beyond redemption.

Saturday Morning

Don’t Watch This

#1 Clemson Tigers at Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets [11am, ABC]
Kansas Jayhawks at West Virginia Mountaineers [11am, FOX]
#15 Auburn Tigers at South Carolina Gamecocks [11am, ESPN]
Pittsburgh Panthers at #13 Miami-Florida Hurricanes [11am, ACCN]
Kentucky Wildcats at #18 Tennessee Volunteers [11am, SECN]
Navy Midshipmen at East Carolina Pirates [11am, ESPN+]
South Florida Bulls at Temple Owls [11am, ESPN+]
Liberty Flames at Syracuse Orange [11am, ESPN3]

Watch That

#8 Cincinnati Bearcats at Tulsa Golden Hurricane

11am | ESPN2 | Cincy -3 | O/U 44

Texas State Bobcats at South Alabama Jaguars

11am | ESPNU | USA -2.5 | O/U 58

We have established already that Tulsa should be ranked instead of myriad stupid Big Ten teams like Minnesota or Michigan.

But what could’ve been with Texas State...close losses to ranked SMU and Also Receiving Votes Boston College.

I’m not saying rank the Bobcats...


Saturday Afternoon

Don’t Watch This

Army Black Knights at Texas-San Antonio Roadrunners [12:30pm, CBSSN]
Western Kentucky Hilltoppers at UAB Blazers [12:30pm, Stadium]
Louisville Cardinals at #4 Notre Dame Fighting Irish [1:30pm, NBC]
LSU Tigers at #10 Florida Gators [lol just kidding fuck you mullen]
Duke Blue Devils at N.C. State Wolfpack [2:30pm, ESPN3]
Eastern Kentucky Colonels at Troy Trojans [2:30pm, ESPN3]
#11 Texas A&M Aggies at Mississippi State Bulldogs [3pm, SECN]
Virginia Cavaliers at Wake Forest Demon Deacons [3pm, ACCN]
North Texas Mean Green at Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders [4pm, CBSSN]
Angelo State Angelos at Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks [4pm, ESPN3]

Watch That

UCF Knights at Memphis Tigers

2:30pm | ABC | UCF -3.5 | O/U 73.5

Ole Miss Rebels at Arkansas Razorbacks

2:30pm | ESPN2 | Miss -2 | O/U 75

Massachusetts Minutemen at Georgia Southern Eagles

3pm | ESPNU | GASo -31 | O/U 63

Why is UMass back? Who looked at their season and thought “College football needs a team that lost to 2019 Northwestern by almost 40 points”?

I hope they’re making a lot of money for this ass-whooping.

I can’t wait to watch it.

Saturday Evening

Don’t Watch This

Marshall Thundering Herd at Louisiana Tech Bulldogs [5pm, CBSSN?]
#5 North Carolina Tar Heels at Florida State Seminoles [6:30pm, ABC]
Boston College Eagles at #23 Virginia Tech Hokies [7pm, ACCN]
FIU Panthers at Charlotte 49ers [7pm, ESPNU]|
Central Arkansas Bears at Missouri State Bears [7pm, ESPN3]

Watch That

Southern Miss Golden Eagles at Texas-El Paso Miners
6:30pm | ESPN2 | USM -6 | O/U 54.5

#3 Georgia Bulldogs at #2 Alabama Crimson Tide
7pm | CBS | Ala -4 | O?U 56.5


Congrats to the Earl of Avoirdupois—Bear 747—the 2020 Fat Bear Week Champion.

It’s late and I’m drunk...

Don’t Watch This

Watch That

Honestly...what’s even on? Maybe the Astros and Rays? Good God. We deserve better.

Acknowledge the land you’re on.

Enjoy the games.