Instead of offering you the usual wit and wisdom you’ve come to expect from DWT;WT, here I’ll offer you this:

Thursday

Don’t Watch This

{Golf} The Masters. As a general rule, and because of shitty good-old-boy racism and sexism.
{NFL} Indianapolis Colts at Tennessee Titans [7:20pm, FOX/NFL/Amazon]

{AFCON} Algeria vs. Zimbabwe [1pm, beIN]
{Euro Qual} Serbia vs. Scotland [1:45pm, ESPN2]
{Euro Qual} Northern Ireland vs. Slovakia [1:45pm, ESPN3]
{Euro Qual} Hungary vs. Iceland [1:45pm, ESPN3]
{Friendly} England vs. Ireland [2pm, ESPN+]
{Liga MX Expansion} Cimarrones de Sonora vs. Venados [9pm, TUDN]

Watch That

Colorado State Rams at Boise State Broncos

7pm | FS1 | Boise -14 | O/U 61

United States vs. Wales

1:45pm | FS1 | International Friendly

A 38-year old. A teacher. Dead.

Add special education teacher Darla Arends of Charles City to that list.

Friday

Don’t Watch This

Florida Atlantic Owls (-9, O/U 41) at FIU Golden Panthers Sunblazers [6pm, CBSSN]
East Carolina Pirates at #7 Cincinnati Bearcats (-27.5, O/U 56.5) [6:30pm, ESPN2]

{AFCON} Nigeria vs. Sierra Leone [10am, beIN]
{AFCON} Morocco vs. Central African Republic [1pm, beIN]

Watch That

Iowa Hawkeyes at Minnesota Golden Gophers

6pm | FS1 | Iowa -3.5 | O/U 58

{EFL} Bolton Wanderers vs. Salford City

1:45pm | ESPN+

Both because of COVID. Both because states won’t do the right damn thing to ensure the safety of their students and their faculty.

We’re approaching Thanksgiving. Say a prayer for Mr. Englert, Ms. Arends, and the families and friends they left behind. It’s senseless. It’s disgusting that we still have to talk about this.

Saturday Morning

Don’t Watch This

#10 Indiana Hoosiers (-7, O/U 52) at Michigan State Spartans [11am, ABC]
#9 Miami Fluoride Hurricanes at Virginia Tech Hokies (-2.5, O/U 67.5) [11am, ESPN]
#15 Coastal Carolina Chanticleers (-11, O/U 53) at Troy Trojans [11am, ESPN2]
TCU Horned Frogs at West Virginia Mountaineers (-3, O/U 45.5) [11am, FOX]
Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders at #16 Marshall Thundering Herd (-23.5, O/U 57) [11am, ESPN2]
Western Carolina Catamounts at #22 Liberty Flames [11am, ESPNU]
Wake Forest Demon Deacons at North Carolina Tar Heels (-13.5, O/U 66.5) [11am, ACCN]
Vanderbilt Commodores at Kentucky Wildcats (-17, O/U 42) [11am, SECN]
Gardner-Webb Runnin’ Bulldogs at Charlotte 49ers [11am, ESPN3]

{Women’s Super League} Manchester United vs. Manchester City [6:30am, NBCSN]
{UEFA} San Marino vs. Gibraltar [8am, ESPN3]
{UEFA} Malta vs. Andorra [8am, ESPN+]
{EFL} Sunderland vs. Milton Keynes Dons [9am, ESPN+]
{UEFA} Azerbaijan vs. Montenegro [11am, ESPN3]
{UEFA} Cyprus vs. Luxembourg [11am, ESPN+]

Watch That

Penn State Nittany Lions at Nebraska Cornhuskers

11am | FS1 | PSU -3.5 | O/U 56

Illinois Fighting Illini at Rutgers Scarlet Knights

12pm [changed from 11am] | BTN | RU -7 | O/U 52

Army Black Knights at Tulane Green Wave

11am | ESPN+ | Tulane -5.5 | O/U 47.5

U.S. Coast Guard Academy Bears vs. U.S. Merchant Marine Academy Mariners

11am | ESPN3 | Informative Tweet

{SOC} Latvia vs. Faroe Islands

11am | ESPN+ | UEFA Nations League Group D

Jason Englert was 38.

Saturday Afternoon

Don’t Watch This

South Alabama Jaguars at #25 Louisiana Ragin Cajuns (-15.5, O/U 53.5) [1pm, ESPN+]
Georgia State Panthers at Appalachian St. Mountaineers (-16, O/U 63) [1:30pm, ESPN+]
Fresno State Bulldogs (-10, O/U 55) at Utah State Aggies [1:30pm, FS2]
UTEP Miners at UTSA Roadrunners (-7, O/U 45) [2pm, ESPN+]
North Texas Mean Green at UAB Blazers (-14, O/U 65) [2pm, Stadium maybe?]
#2 Notre Dame Fighting Irish (-13.5, O/U 50) at Boston College Eagles [2:30pm, ABC]
South Florida Brahman Bulls at Houston Cougars (-14, O/U 58) [2:30pm, FOX]
Southern Miss Golden Eagles at Western Kentucky Hilltoppers (-5, O/U 48.5) [2:30pm, CBSSN]
Rice Owls at Louisiana Tech Bulldogs (-1, O/U 49.5) [2:30pm, ESPN3]
Texas State Bobcats at Georgia Southern Eagles (-10.5, O/U 51) [2:30pm, ESPN3]
Louisville Cardinals at Virginia Cavaliers (-3.5, O/U 66) [2:30pm, ACCN]
Colorado Buffaloes at Stanford Cardinal (-6.5, O/U 54.5) [2:30pm, ESPN]
Eastern Kentucky Colonels at Central Arkansas Bears (-8.5, O/U 60) [3pm, ESPN3]
Arizona Christian Christians at Abilene Christian Wildcats [3pm, ESPN3]
Pittsburg State Gorillas at Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks [4pm, ESPN3]

{UEFA} Germany vs. Ukraine [1:45pm, ESPN+]
{UEFA} Sweden vs. Croatia [1:45pm, ESPN3]
{UEFA} Switzerland vs. Spain [1:45pm, ESPN+]
{Friendly} Mexico vs. Korea Republic [2pm, TUDN]

Watch That

#23 Northwestern Wildcats at Purdue Boilermakers

4pm [changed from 6:30pm] | BTN | NU -3 | O/U 50.5

Baylor Bears at Texas Tech Red Raiders

3pm | FS1 | TTU -1 | O/U 57

Hawai’i Rainbow Warriors at San Diego State Aztecs

3pm | Team1Sports | SDSU -11 | O/U 53

{SOC} Portugal vs. France

1:45pm | ESPN+ | UEFA Nations League Group A

Darla Arends was 58.

Saturday Evening

Don’t Watch This

Nevada Wolf Pack (-17.5, O/U 63) at New Mexico Lobos [5:30pm, FS2]
Arkansas Razorbacks at #6 Florida Gators (-17.5, O/U 60) [6pm, ESPN]
#11 Oregon Ducks (-10, O/U 57.5) at Washington State Cougars [6pm, FOX]
Pittsburgh Panthers (-6.5, O/U 51.5) at Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets [6pm, ESPN3]
Temple Owls at UCF Citronauts (-24, O/U 75.5) [6:30pm, ESPNU]
Florida State Seminoles at N.C. State Wolfpack (-9.5, O/U 60) [6:30pm, ACCN]
South Carolina Gamecocks at Ole Miss Rebels (-11, O/U 70) [6:30pm, SECN]

Watch That

#13 wisconsin badgers at Michigan Wolverines

6:30pm | ABC | wisc -4.5 | O/U 53.5

#19 SMU Mustangs at Tulsa Golden Hurricane

6pm | ESPN2 | Tulsa -2.5 | O/U 64

Which of your family members are you choosing?

Which of your kids’ teachers will it be?

Late Night

Don’t Watch This

California Golden Bears at Arizona State Sun Devils (-4, O/U 47) [9:30pm, ESPN2]
Oregon State Beavers at Washington Huskies (-13.5, O/U 52.5) [10pm, FS1]

Watch That

UNLV Rebels at San Jose State Spartans

9:30pm | FS2 | SJSU -15.5 | O/U 59

Utah Utes at UCLA Bruins

9:30pm | FOX | Utah -3.5 | O/U 59.5

Be sure to let us know so we can get them COVID and get the economy going.

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Schedule. Thursday open thread. Stay home. Wear a mask.