OTE Weekly Mailbag:

Minnesota and Ohio State won. Nebraska lost. It’s like nature is healing. Please ignore the results for Penn State-Maryland and Michigan-Indiana, as there are still a few bugs we’re working out.

I don’t mean to worry everyone, but next weekend is pretty important in the B1G. The battle for Floyd of Rosedale kicks off the weekend, Illinois-Rutgers might be worth watching (not you, Illinois fans. I’ll share my apple crisp recipe with you later so you have something to do to ignore what’s going to happen), Northwestern-Purdue might determine the outcome of the West, and wisconsin’s season could be rendered moot with another forfeit (which could also help save Jim Harbaugh’s job. Life’s funny, isn’t it?). Oh yeah, and there’s the Penn State-Nebraska game. Please stretch before tuning in, because nobody should get hurt laughing.

As always, we’d love your help. Please ask us things that’ll hopefully make us think. Is Penn State-Nebraska the sickos version of Illinois-Rutgers? Does anything matter this season? Should I get a PS5? Do dachshunds dream of being taller? Ask us anything you’d like, and we’ll do our best to answer a bushel of them.