Yesterday was National Signing Day! Apparently that is a day where 17-18 year old men put on hats of varying sizes and fatasses like me angrily tweet that they’ve made the worst decision of their lives or happily tweet that WE got all the best recruits and YOU got all the worst recruits.

But who’s going where in the Big Ten?

Who are the big winners and losers?

Well, I’ll tell you—and of course we’ll ape the best in ESPN-style formatting where we talk shamelessly SEO and tag the biggest programs in the country in the hope that Ohio State fans’ mustard-stained fingers will click our articles.

What do I know, I only just hit 150 words.

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Onto the winners and the losers.

B1G Winners

You, for not caring about college football recruiting or even realizing that yesterday was National Signing Day.

B1G Losers

You, if you cared about yesterday being National Signing Day and even thought about tweeting at a recruit.