So as some of you may know, I am big into the Twitter. (Yo follow me @ZuzuOnFire you will regret it). I think Twitter is a marvelous blood-sucking and life destroying hellsite from which there is no escape. Because my soul is already taken by the Tweety, I have decided to bring what I think is amusing Tweet content to you, so you may enjoy the hilarity of College sports Twitter without needing to sell your soul and be an active member of said hellsite. So whenever I think there are more than 5 or so Tweets within a week-ish worth sharing, I’ll write up one of these “Zu-casional” Twitter round-ups. As you can imagine with the recent announcement that the Big Ten is (probably) going to cancel college football this fall (they did, then they didn’t, then maybe, then they were still thinking about, I haven’t checked what the most recent one is, who cares), the Twitterscape is ripe with content, and I will need something to post and pass the time since the conference sport I write about and care for most is going to be RIPPED FROM US for at least a few more weeks or maybe more. Anyway, these are my Zu’s Top Tweets.
#6. Look out Michigan
After Jim Harbaugh snitched on Ryan Day during a Big Ten coaches phone call, Ryan Day told his team the Big Ten better have a mercy rule this season because they’re gonna hang 100 points on Michigan.— Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) August 6, 2020
College football. The land of petty.
(Via @davebiddle) pic.twitter.com/VsTQP58NU9
I am not sure what’s funnier here, Jim Harbaugh snitching or Ryan Day being that much of a bitch about it.
#5. “Power 5 Football is canceled.” The SEC:
Big Ten: “We have decided to cancel the 2020 college football season”— Bryan Moss (@itsbryanmoss) August 10, 2020
The SEC: pic.twitter.com/ikV3Of4JZn
We need to meme more Fresh Prince clips.
#4. Happy Nebraska
Nebraska — after 9 years of talking about how great life is in the Big Ten — talking with the Big 12 today: pic.twitter.com/DcpCAc4FCq— Christopher Heady (@heady_chris) August 10, 2020
Nebraska: Okay so listen
#3. SUPER WEENIE HUT BIG 12??
Nebraska looking for a new conference right now. pic.twitter.com/xBIpgdlpVN— Front Porch Football (@frontporchfbll) August 10, 2020
Is there ever not a time for Spongebob references?
#2. Don’t you put that evil on me, Big Ten
The Big 10: We want to cancel our season, and everyone else should too. pic.twitter.com/EV6Z3vsgsm— Front Porch Football (@frontporchfbll) August 10, 2020
#1. Jerry B1Guire
Top notch editing from the official Aggies Football fan* account, I have to say. They even added a follow up Tweet with the MAC as the goldfish. Though of course anyone who actually saw this movie knows he was right in the end, so. Still, this made me laugh.
Okay that’s what I got from Edition 1 of my occasional Twitter round-up. For anyone else active on Twitter, did I miss any? Share them in the comments below. I think embedding Tweets is still allowed before SBN changes a perfectly fine commenting system for no reason.