The Clock Strikes Midnight On Michigan And Iowa: Big Ten Football Week 9 Recap

Spooky Season has concluded for the world outside of college football, but in our bubble here it’s just getting started.

Here’s how the magic got distributed as Week 9 shook out!

• Will Kenneth Walker get a Heisman invite?
• Could Michigan have benefitted from getting more game reps in on downfield passing earlier in the season?
• How did the Wolverines lose control of this game? Do they have the wherewithal to get past this devastating loss with everything but Paul Bunyan potentially still on the table?
• Did I or did I not repeatedly tell you that Wisconsin was going to thump Iowa?
• When the Hawks got to 6-0, that meant they needed to go 2-4 over their last six games to reach 8-4. Why is anyone surprised they’ve lost two straight?
• ILLINUTGERS VIII. B1G T3N F00TB4LL. How was Bert outBerted?
• Is Indiana ready to look for encouraging signs of recovery next year?
• Maryland won a game in October! Is November looking up?
• Why does Andrew Marty keep not getting into the game until it’s over?
• Why’s everyone sleeping on Minnesota with the third best offense in the Big Ten?
• How do PJ’s 2021 Gopherboats draw inspiration from everything he’s seen in the league?
• How do the Scott Frost Huskers keep doing this? Does it ever end?
• Is this Jeff Brohm’s best Purdue team?
• How does Penn State always manage to punch with Ohio State?
• Is James Franklin full of shit when he suggests that all opponents get equal focus and attention? (Yes)

Tried some new stuff to isolate each of us a bit better. Did it work?