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I was originally going to drop this yesterday. Hope you followed my recommendations for Thursday night.
OK, so we’re starting with the Brian Kelly bit:
Brian Kelly making his welcome speech at halftime of the Ohio/LSU basketball game tonight. pic.twitter.com/Jk3bjAvrh8
— Mike Bundt (@Mike_Bundt) December 2, 2021
And just giving you this one nugget for a little more context:
I decided to go super investigatory. Here’s Brian Kelly saying “family” two days ago at Notre Dame… and Brian Kelly saying “family” today at LSU. Some of my best work. pic.twitter.com/JTzuIA2s2n
— Jeff Darlington (@JeffDarlington) December 3, 2021
But really, the Brian Kelly bit reminds me of when my dean of my college walked by my classroom—lot of windows, closed door—as I was explaining to my students the 1968 Columbia University protests and their use of “Up against the wall, motherfucker” in an open letter to the university president. Part of that lecture involves me repeating the line and asking them on what issues they’d feel passionately enough to use that language to our university’s authority figures, including the dean himself. We usually have a good laugh.
He remarked to me, in his Texan drawl, that “It sure seemed like y’all were havin’ a good time in there—what were you discussing?”
I relayed to him the story, and he said, “I forget—what was it they said to the president?”
Sheepishly, I repeated “Up against the wall, motherfucker” to the dean of my college.
He smirked, said “With that adorable Fargo accent, I’d never take you seriously if you called me a motherfucker,” and walked away.
I’ve never felt so dealt with in my life.
Thursday Night
Don’t Watch This
{NFL} Dallas Cowboys at New Orleans Saints [7:20pm, FOX]
{WBB} #24 Notre Dame at Michigan State [5pm, BTN]
{WBB} Penn State at Boston College [5pm, ACCN]
{WBB} Miami at #8 Maryland [7pm, BTN]
{WBB} #25 Florida State at Illinois [7pm, BTN+]
{WBB} Northwestern at Clemson [7pm, ACCN]
{Liga MX} Pumas UNAM vs. Atlas [9pm, TUDN]
Watch That
Big Ten Women’s Basketball Games
#2 NC State Wolfpack at #6 Indiana Hoosiers [6pm, ESPN2]
#12 Michigan at #10 Louisville Cardinals [6pm, ESPN]
#9 Iowa at Duke [8pm, ESPN]
Big Ten Volleyball in the NCAA Tournament
Purdue vs. Illinois State [6pm, ESPN+]
Men’s Basketball Games
Delaware Fighting Blue Hens at Delaware State Hornets [6pm, YouTube]
Saint Mary’s Gaels at Utah State Aggies [8pm, CBSSN]
BRT and Kind of... have your Big Ten Volleyball analysis of the NCAA Tournament bracket here:
Hint: Northwestern’s not winning it all :(
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What did you watch?
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10%
Volleyball!
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14%
Basketball!
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32%
Football!
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1%
Soccer!
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40%
Something else!
Friday Night
Don’t Watch This
Holy Cross Crusaders at #5 Villanova Wildcats (-13, O/U 49.5) [6pm, ESPN+]
Pac-12: #10 Oregon Ducks vs. #17 Utah Utes (-3, O/U 58) [7pm, ABC]
{MBB} Rutgers at Illinois [6pm, ESPN2]
{MHKY} Minnesota at Michigan [5:30pm, BTN]
Watch That
Western Kentucky Hilltoppers at UTSA Roadrunners
6pm | CBSSN | WKU -3 | O/U 72.5
C-USA Conference Championship Game
Eastern Washington Eagles at #6 Montana Grizzlies
8pm | ESPN+ | Montana -3 | O/U 59
FCS Playoffs — Round 2
{MBB} Iowa at #2 Purdue
8pm | BTN
{WSOC} Rutgers vs. Florida State
College Cup Semifinals — 6pm | ESPNU
Big Ten Volleyball in the NCAA Tournament (all on ESPN+)
Michigan vs. Ball State [3pm — in Louisville, KY]
Illinois vs. West Virginia [4pm — in Lexington, KY]
Ohio State vs. Howard [6pm — in Columbus, OH]
Minnesota vs. South Dakota [7pm — in Minneapolis, MN]
Nebraska vs. Campbell [7pm — in Lincoln, NE]
Wisconsin vs. Colgate [7pm — in Madison, WI]
I’m honestly just reeling based on Rutgers being in a semifinal of anything.
Hey! Round 2 of the FCS Playoffs starts tonight! If you’re looking for a great overview of what happened in Round 1 and what to expect for Round 2, be sure to check it out from our friends at Missouri Valley Beat:
If you haven’t watched Western Kentucky yet this season, now’s the time to start—the ‘Toppers just air it the hell out: QB Bailey Zappe is on the cusp of FIVE THOUSAND yards for the year, and he’s tossed 52 touchdown. FIFTY-TWO.
For reference, Northwestern scored 16 all season.
Don’t bother fact-checking that, it’s probably lower and I’ll get all depressed.
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Friday night! Not like you have a date, so you’re watching...
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WKU-UTSA
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4%
Eastern Washington-Montana
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40%
College basketball
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7%
College soccer
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10%
College volleyball
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24%
Something else in the wide world of sports
Saturday Morning
Don’t Watch This
Big XII: #9 Baylor Bears vs. #5 Oklahoma State Cowboys (-5.5, O/U 46.5) [11am, ABC]
{MBB} Nebraska at Indiana [11am, BTN]
{MBB} Saint Joseph’s at #6 Villanova [11am, FS1]
{MBB} #18 Memphis at Ole Miss [11am, ESPN2]
{MBB} Robert Morris at Milwaukee [11am, ESPNU]
{CBB} San Diego State at #24 Michigan [12pm, CBS]
{Serie A} Roma vs. Inter Milan [11am, CBSSN]
{EPL} Watford vs. Manchester City [11:30am, NBC]
{La Liga} Atletico Madrid vs. Mallorca [11:30am, ESPN+]
{FA Cup} Yeovil Town vs. Stevenage [11:30am, ESPN+]
{Ligue 1} Lille vs. Troyes [12pm, beIN]
Watch That
Kent State Golden Flashes vs. Northern Illinois Huskies
11am | ESPN | Kent -3.5 | O/U 74.5 | Ford Field, Detroit, MI
MAC Championship Game — MACtion!
Big Ten Men’s Basketball
Marquette Golden Eagles at Wisconsin Badgers [11:30am, FOX]
{Bundesliga} Borussia Dortmund vs. Bayern Munich
11:30am | ESPN+
Der Klassiker, a soon-to-be 58-56 (3OT) MAC championship final, a fun basketball team and also wisconsin, and yet some of you idiots will still watch Baylor-Oklahoma State to see who goes to the College Football Playoff despite having watched how the Committee just makes shit up to fit its preferred narratives.
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Pour an extra-spicy bloody, let’s sit down and watch...
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MACTION!
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9%
DER KLASSIKER!
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15%
A REGIONAL BASKETBALL RIVALRY!
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0%
Soccer?
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5%
Other college hoops!
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40%
Baylor-Oklahoma State
Saturday Afternoon
Don’t Watch This
Kennesaw State Owls at #7 East Tennessee State Buccaneers [1pm, ESPN+]
SE Louisiana Lions at #3 James Madison Dukes (-15, O/U 69.5) [1pm, ESPN+]
Incarnate Word Cardinals at #1 Sam Houston State Bearkats (-13.5, O/U 63.5) [2pm, ESPN+]
Sun Belt: Appalachian State Mountaineers (-3, O/U 53) at #24 Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns [2:30pm, ESPN]
Southern Illinois Salukis at #2 North Dakota State Radiator Repair College and Clown Makeup Application Station Bizon (-14.5, O/U 53) [2:30pm, ESPN+]
SEC: #1 Georgia Bulldogs (-6.5, O/U 49.5) vs. #3 Alabama Crimson Tide [3pm, CBS]
UT Martin Skyhawks at #8 Montana State Bobcats (-13, O/U 46) [3pm, ESPN+]
{MBB} #13 Tennessee at Colorado [1pm, FS1]
{MBB} Yale at #21 Auburn [1pm, ESPNU]
{MBB} Rhode Island at Providence [1pm, CBSSN]
{MBB} Louisville at NC State [1pm, ESPN2]
{MBB} #12 BYU at Missouri State [3pm, CBSSN]
{MBB} Grambling Tigers at #17 UConn [3pm, FS2]
{MBB} Loyola Chicago at DePaul [3pm, FS1]
{MBB} Penn Quakers at Temple Owls [3pm, ESPNU]
{MBB} Toledo Rockets at #22 Michigan State [4pm, BTN]
Watch That
Utah State Aggies at #19 San Diego State Aztecs
2pm | FOX | SDSU -6 | O/U 50
Mountain West Championship Game
#21 Houston Cougars at #4 Cincinnati Bearcats
3pm | ABC | Cincy -10.5 | O/U 53
AAC Championship Game
Prairie View A&M at Jackson State Tigers
3pm | ESPN2 | JKSt -7 | O/U 43.5
SWAC Championship Game
This is very fun to do live and in-person with that same dean:
Go Coogs.
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Good afternoon! What’s on the TV?
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Utah State-San Diego State
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57%
Houston-Cincinnati
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2%
Prairie View-Jackson State
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1%
Sun Belt Championship
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6%
FCS Playoffs
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8%
College basketball
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17%
I dunno, is there any other college football I forgot?
Saturday Evening
Don’t Watch This
Big Ten: #2 Michigan Wolverines (-11, O/U 43.5) vs. #13 Iowa Hawkeyes [7pm, FOX]
{MBB} #16 Alabama vs. #3 Gonzaga [7pm, ESPN2 — at Seattle, WA]
{MBB} #19 Iowa State at Creighton [8pm, FS1]
{MHKY} Minnesota at Michigan [6pm, BTN]
Watch That
#15 Pittsburgh Panthers vs. #16 Wake Forest Demon Deacons
7pm | ABC | Pitt -3 | O/U 71.5 | Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, NC
ACC Championship Game
Regardless of who wins, I’m ready for SMCD:
I just hope everyone has a terrible time and no fun at all.
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I recommend one thing, and yet you watch:
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Pitt-Wake
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82%
Michigan-Iowa
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2%
Men’s basketball, actually
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8%
Hockey! Why not?
It’s late and I’m drunk...
Don’t Watch This
{MBB} UNLV Rebels at San Francisco Dons [9pm, WCCtv]
Watch That
South Dakota State Jackrabbits at #4 Sacramento State Hornets
8pm | ESPN+ | SDSU -8.5 | O/U 54
FCS Playoffs — Round 2
USC Trojans at California Golden Bears
10pm | FS1 | Cal -4 | O/U 58
COVID Makeup Game
Making all of this even better is that these two teams are 4-7, so there’s no bowl game at the end of the year for either one. And we’re even ADDING BOWL GAMES:
BREAKING: NCAA has added a 42nd bowl, allowing all 84 bowl-eligible teams to play in a bowl, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ. The bowl will be in Texas, date TBA, on an ESPN Network. The new bowl allows Hawaii (6-7) to play in @HawaiiBowl vs. Memphis https://t.co/sWuCgscvVT
— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) December 2, 2021
Quick, Off Tackle Empire citizens—pass a hat! We’ll get the Punting Is Winning Bowl, sponsored by PISS (and Culver’s!) yet...
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I tear into my ten different South Dakota and western Minnesota beers, enjoying each whilst watching...
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South Dakota State-Sac State
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23%
Meaningless USC-Cal
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10%
Some dying embers of college basketball?
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8%
...whatever the bar has on
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42%
lol i passed out hours ago
Here’s your thread for the night’s games and the weekend or whatever. Enjoy the action.