NCAA Final Four Open Thread

Baylor. Houston. Gonzaga. UCLA. These are all names of teams. Might even be playing tonight. Who knows! Will be preview them? Not sure!

By MNWildcat Apr 3, 2021, 4:00pm CDT

Augusta National Women’s Amateur - Final Round — This was the third photo in Getty and I’m too lazy to search “Gonzaga” or some shit.

Oh right, there’s still basketball on.

Southwest Conference Final

[2] Houston Cougars vs. [1] Baylor Bears

4:14pm | CBS | Baylor -5 | O/U 135

You might have heard these two teams used to be in the Southwest Conference. Or something something Phi Slama Jama.

That’s the preview. (waw sucks)

Play This on FS1 at 11pm CT from a Hotel Ballroom in Las Vegas, You Cowards

[11] UCLA Bruins vs. [1] Gonzaga Bulldogs

7:34pm | CBS | Gonzaga -14 | O/U 146.5

His teams don’t exactly play attractive basketball, but I respect the hell outta a dude like Mick Cronin who I’m fairly sure screamed himself into an aneurysm while at Cincy (and, thank God, survived).

There’s almost no way UCLA can muddy the waters enough to stop Jalen Suggs and Corey Kispert (learn how to spell your name, idiot) and whatever monsters Mark Few has in Spokane, but I guess some of you will watch for a while to see if they can do it.

Here is an open thread. You can do almost literally anything you want; I kind of forgot this week that I also work for SBNation. So here’s your chance to say all sorts of bad things about me; just like how I hide insults about you in the text of the articles (since you don’t read them), I don’t read your dumbass comments.