Oh right, there’s still basketball on.
Southwest Conference Final
 Houston Cougars vs.  Baylor Bears
4:14pm | CBS | Baylor -5 | O/U 135
You might have heard these two teams used to be in the Southwest Conference. Or something something Phi Slama Jama.
That’s the preview. (waw sucks)
Play This on FS1 at 11pm CT from a Hotel Ballroom in Las Vegas, You Cowards
 UCLA Bruins vs.  Gonzaga Bulldogs
7:34pm | CBS | Gonzaga -14 | O/U 146.5
His teams don’t exactly play attractive basketball, but I respect the hell outta a dude like Mick Cronin who I’m fairly sure screamed himself into an aneurysm while at Cincy (and, thank God, survived).
There’s almost no way UCLA can muddy the waters enough to stop Jalen Suggs and Corey Kispert (learn how to spell your name, idiot) and whatever monsters Mark Few has in Spokane, but I guess some of you will watch for a while to see if they can do it.
Here is an open thread. You can do almost literally anything you want; I kind of forgot this week that I also work for SBNation. So here’s your chance to say all sorts of bad things about me; just like how I hide insults about you in the text of the articles (since you don’t read them), I don’t read your dumbass comments.