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This is not a drill. It’s more of a auger.

NCAA Football: Illinois at Nebraska
Adrian Martinez doing what he does best as Nebraska’s QB: not passing.
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Well hello everyone! I don’t know if you’re all aware of this, but it’s gameweek and we’re going to get some hot fresh B1G action next weekend! I mean, sure, it is Nebraska-Illinois in a steel cage match to see who can avoid the basement in the West. But we were able to avoid exporting that dreck to Ireland, and that’s something everyone should celebrate. You really do not want the Irish mad at you. Just ask **DELETED FOR TASTE**

Anyway, I think the best way to kick the season off is to have you ask us extra stuff. As always, it doesn’t have to be about the B1G or college football. We’ll try to answer the best handful of questions every week and I pray that my fellow “writers” wander back in from the cold to help out. So let’s get going. I can’t wait to tell you about who the 2nd-best team in the West is and which putter I use (It’s a Ping Pals 2. It’s just the perfect putter).

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.


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