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B1G Butt Trophy 2021

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I'll never apologize for bastardizing this amazing album cover. I leave that sort of stuff to MNW.

Welcome to the 2021 edition of nobody's favorite feature, the Chris Ass/Sir Mix-A-Lot B1G Butt Trophy! If you have no clue what the hell that means, feel free to check out last year's Season Wipe Up, which includes even more hyperlinks to previous editions. If you're already familiar, take a peek at the schedule, then head to the comments and go full Garpage Pail Kids. Either way, don't forget to flush.

Recent History

The Butt changed hands multiple times last year, backing up to both teams in the Mitten State before going back to New Jersey enroute to its newest foray out west. Purdoodoo apparently couldn't leave that behind, so they're bringing it with them to the new season.

2021 Potential Trophy Games

9/25 Illinois@Purdoodoo - Well, this is happening, seeing as it's the Buttermakers'* first conference game. The real story, though, is what happens when we get Butt and BERT on the same field?!

10/30 Rutger@Wiping Illini OR Purdoodoo@Nebraska - Illinutger always seems to end up on this list, even when both teams appear to be on the upswing. If we get the latter game, can the losing team's administration turn the other cheek and spare their head coach?

I don't see as many title changes this year as last year, but(t) who knows? Iowa and Northwestern always have the potential to shit the bed, Mel Tucker's squad may not be as improved as my preseason prediction, and Harbutt. What do you think? Shitpost in the comments.

*seriously, while Purdoodoo is solid, Buttermakers needs work. Only rule is the word Butt has to be somewhere in the name.


Who holds the Butt at the end of 2021?

This poll is closed

  • 10%
    Purdoodoo [Buttdacted]
    (20 votes)
  • 62%
    NeButtska Cornholeskers
    (122 votes)
  • 8%
    (17 votes)
  • 9%
    Buttger Scarlet Knighty Whities
    (18 votes)
  • 9%
    The Field
    (19 votes)
196 votes total Vote Now