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Two Big Ten teams in action! Ohio State embarrassed itself!

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: NOV 24 Penn State at Michigan State Photo by Joseph Weiser/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

Good morning. Are you ready, as they say, for some football?

In Case You Missed It: The Cotton Bowl

#9 Missouri Tigers 14, #7 Ohio State Buckeyes 3

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

In a game best described as “the Big Ten West, without any of the fun parts,” Ohio State heroically punted from the Mizzou 40 as Devin Brown got injured and gave way to Lincoln Kienholz in three hours of performance art that were offensive to Deacon Hill. The Buckeye quarterbacks finished with 106 yards on 23 attempts and 10 completions—just one more than their number of combined recruiting stars—but thankfully Kienholz’s testicles did not break a sweat the ENTIRE GAME:

https://www.instagram.com/lincoln.kienholz/reel/C0z7GD1RZDn/

We live in a world in which the third-string Ohio State quarterback, from Pierre, South Dakota, is making spon-con for an underwear brand that stops you from bat-winging it. There is nothing untrue or exaggerated about that sentence. Frankly, anything else that happened on the field is irrelevant.

The Big Ten is now 3-O in bowl games, a joke that was not funny from the moment I conceived of it, like 49283 others. Will they be 5-O at the end of the day? LET’S SEE.

#10 Penn State Nittany Lions vs. #11 Ole Miss Rebels

Peach Bowl: Mercedes-Benz Stadium (Atlanta, GA)
11am | ESPN | Penn State -4.5 | O/U 50.5

In other “stupid news that only feels possible in college football,” a Penn State blogger maybe exposed an Ole Miss staffer for creating a Twitter account and tweeting mean things so Lane Kiffin could retweet them?

I would like to jump off a bridge now.

Thankfully, previewer extraordinaire misdreavus79 is here to tell you exactly what to expect in Penn State-Ole Miss:

This game better be delightful.

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pick

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  • 78%
    nit
    (11 votes)
  • 21%
    reb
    (3 votes)
14 votes total Vote Now

Auburn Tigers vs. Maryland Terrapins

Glen Mason Memorial Music City Bowl: Nissan Stadium (Nashville, TN)
1pm | ABC | Auburn -6.5 | O/U 47.5

I had forgotten this game was happening.

Thankfully, Larry did not:

Long live Glen Mason.

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for all the masons

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  • 36%
    eagle
    (8 votes)
  • 45%
    turtle
    (10 votes)
  • 18%
    rough day for aeschylus
    (4 votes)
22 votes total Vote Now

#6 Georgia Bulldogs vs. #5 Florida State Seminoles

Orange Bowl: Hard Rock Stadium (Miami Gardens, FL)
3pm | ESPN | UGA -20 | O/U 44.5

I have nothing to offer here except that I’m writing this at 12:30am because MNWildkit threw up all over her crib at 11:15pm, was super happy and energetic for a half hour after, and now I’m just kind of awake.

Hazel Wassername was a terrible character on 30 Rock, and I hate that because I like Kristen Schaal.

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oranges

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  • 60%
    georgia
    (17 votes)
  • 25%
    florida state
    (7 votes)
  • 14%
    i’m here to post the mangino picture
    (4 votes)
28 votes total Vote Now

Toledo Rockets vs. Wyoming Cowboys

Arizona Bowl: Arizona Stadium (Tucson, AZ)
3:30pm | The CW | Wyo -3.5 | O/U 44.5

This one pisses me off.

I would love to watch this game for a number of reasons: Toledo is a pretty damn decent team, it’s Craig Bohl’s final game, and this one should be competitive.

But there is no reason to platform the human piece of shit who plasters the name of his company and brand all over this game. He can go fuck his “5’4” in DeSantis lifts” self sideways to forever.

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  • 40%
    rocket
    (9 votes)
  • 59%
    rootin tootin
    (13 votes)
22 votes total Vote Now

Other Sports I Find Interesting

College Basketball

  • Pitt Panthers at Syracuse Orange (-1.5, O/U 147.5) [11am, The CW]
  • Hofstra Pride at St. John’s Red Storm (-9.5, O/U 149.5) [11am, FS1]
  • Davidson Wildcats (-1.5, O/U 142.5) vs. Ohio Bobcats [12:30pm, ESPN+, in Cleveland]
  • #22 Creighton Bluejays at #10 Marquette Golden Eagles (-4.5, O/U 150.5) [1pm, CBS]
  • Indiana State Sycamores at Michigan State Spartans (-8.5, O/U 150.5) [1pm, FS1]
  • Chicago State Cougars at DePaul Blue Demons (-6.5, O/U 135.5) [3pm, FS1]
  • CSU Northridge Matadors at Long Beach State (-8.5, O/U 161.5) [3pm, ESPN+]
  • Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils at San Francisco Dons (-43.5!!!, O/U 126.5) [5pm, ESPN+]
  • Yale Bulldogs at Santa Clara Broncos (-1.5, O/U 147.5) [6pm, ESPN+]
  • Ohio State Buckeyes (-10.5, O/U 146.5) vs. West Virginia Mountaineers [6pm, FOX, in Cleveland]
  • UC Irvine Anteaters (-9.5, O/U 137.5) at CSU Bakersfield Roadrunners [9pm, ESPN+]
  • CSU Fullerton Titans at Hawai’i Rainbow Warriors [10:59pm, ESPN+]

Soccer

Premier League

  • Luton Town vs. Chelsea [6:30am, USA]
  • Aston Villa vs. Burnley [9am, Peacock]
  • Crystal Palace vs. Brentford [9am, Peacock]
  • Manchester City vs. Sheffield United [9am, Peacock]
  • Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Everton [9am, USA]
  • Nottingham Forest vs. Manchester United [11:30am, NBC]

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic vs. Rangers [6:30am, CBSSN]

Open thread. Have a great day.