A Modest Scheduling Proposal

After reading MNWildcat's latest deranged ramblings well-considered, insightful, and thoroughly research power poll, in which Maryland's perpetual existentialist crisis is "discussed", I secluded myself in my lab and have concocted what I believe you'll agree is the perfect solution to this perennial problem. Behold! The perfect schedule:


(Hey look Ma, I hit the word count!)

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