Don't Watch This; Watch That
Your weekly college football viewing guide, presented by MNWildcat!
Your guide to the college football schedule hops across the pond and finds the purplest thing beginning with "N".
I’ve done my 8 hours of work, now give me New Mexico State at Hawai’i!
Your Week 3 Guide to the College Football Schedule takes a trip down memory lane to Airbnb hell in New York City.
Yo, I heard you like potatoes...
We’re not ready for 18. In any sense of the word.
Let’s take a little time to appreciate what makes college football so unique—starting tonight—as the bigness of FBS swallows up the traditions we love. A much quieter and more sinister problem stalks the small colleges of the United States.
Featuring the live mascot I was born to play.
Did everyone at this high school get raptured? Don’t Watch This; Watch That: Your Guide/Open Thread for Championship Week
In which...did they just abandon that school? Were they raptured?
Don't Watch This; Watch That: the unsolicited green bean casserole of college football articles.
Your Week 12 guide to the college football schedule gives you a helpful explainer of which World Cup team your football fandom would suggest you should support.
Don’t Watch This; Watch That: Your Week 11 Guide to the College Football Schedule
An introduction to all the new teams in Division 1 basketball, plus plagiarism and the smallest cities to have two D-I programs!
Things aren’t good in Evanston—so let’s rework a few Big Ten fight songs. Plus, your full guide to the Week 8 College Football Schedule:
Zut alors! Could Kirk Ferentz punt his way to a Grey Cup?
In which we seek out which Big Ten team will have the worst transitive loss of 2022.
...and greater Carbondale, Illinois. Because I got shit-talked by a Southern Illinois grad last night. At a brewery. In Minnesota.
Looking at "urban renewal" and its impact not just on Minneapolis or Chicago, but Grand Rapids and Fargo.
Your Week 2 guide to the college football schedule looks at a hated Iowa Hawkeyes club and a 7-3 triumph (no, not that one) that changed...well, not much, really.
On rivalries, parenting, and definitely not wisconsin.
It’s Syllabus Day! Time to go over all that boilerplate information, because you’ve got something to learn about how to watch college football games the right way...
A guide to the weekend of college football and more.
Basically just finding casual excuses to laugh at Southerners and yell "motherfucker" in public places:
For Michigan State-Penn State, we look at Land Grant Universities and Land Grab U—learn something, while you’re at it.
Don’t Watch This; Watch That: Your Week 12 Guide to the College Football Schedule Says Hello From Austin
Now tell me where to go drink beer.
Don’t Watch This; Watch That, Week 11: Your Guide to the College Football Schedule is Erasing Our History
A historian guides you through the weekend’s college football action...and prepares you (and himself) for THAT Thanksgiving conversation with your family.
ROW THE LONGSHIP—MICHIGAN WILL BITE OFF YOUR KNEECAPS
MACtion returns, more from your favorite Texas cults, and the beauty of The Battle for the Oil Can.
Give us the ButterBurgers, and give us the bowl games, and give us them TOGETHER.
UConn-UMass, and one man’s search for meaning and Malort.