Stuffing from inside the bird is what separates the men from the boys.

It's really Friday though

Thanksgiving week

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty-thousand years And grizzly ghouls from every tomb Are closing in to seal your doom And though you fight to stay alive Your body starts to shiver For no mere mortal can resist The evil of the thriller

Fast forward to the weekend, and then break

I am the head coach of the Virginia Tech football program.

LOL @Texas and Oklahoma

For those who did not take the day off