Did you know I used to cost 19 cents?
Taco Bell tacosYou're lucky you don't golf.
my boss after participating in a company golf outing that he was in no way required to participate in.Hot one today.
WallyAll animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Mahatma GandhiIf you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.
Leonard Nimoy8:21 is late enough.
people waiting for the fanshotTime to be a semi-productive member of society again.
sad meShort weeks are cool
MeTime for the annual survey that says "mo money, mo problems" and even those who make a lot are schite as decision-making.