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Breaking News: 2022 Iowa Playbook Found at Mar-a-Lago in Classified Document Stack (satire)

Breaking News out of the Empire—no word on if the Cy-Hawk game will continue as scheduled. (Because it will, you idiots, because this is satire.)

When you think about it, safeties should be worth more than two points

By Kurt Nefertz

Brian Ferentz Promoted to University President To Avoid Having to Fire Him (satire)

The move was deemed "a way easier conversation than having him fired" by the athletic director

Iowa Closing Arguments 2022 // Can The Hawkeyes Finally Field An Average Offense and Become Unstoppable?

Or is this finally the year where the singularity happens and Iowa’s defense scores more points than the offense?

Iowa is the Most Chickenshit Team in the Big Ten: 2022 Hawkeyes Football Record Predictions

Hop in the coop and start shovelin’, boys! It’s a long way to Ames!

Call It A Hunch: Iowa Hawkeyes Football Will Win Around 8 Games In 2022

With great linebacker play and anemic, plodding offense

An Environmentally Conscious Look At The Iowa Hawkeyes 2022 Defense

B1G 2022: The Iowa Offense, I guess?

Why do we even have to do this?

Iowa Hawkeyes Tractor Pull and Cocktail Party Preview // B1G 2022

The more things change in Iowa City...

I Scored As Many Points As Jordan Bohannon In Sunday’s Big Ten Finale

The Iowa super-duper-senior met his match...in ME

Can Iowa punt their way to an 11th win? A Citrus Bowl Preview

Iowa meets Kentucky in Orlando for ALLLLL the Citrus.

Michigan Captures Big Ten Championship

Michigan’s season of redemption continues with a Big Ten championship and a berth in the college football playoff.

Big Ten Championship Game Picks, Predictions, Previews

Iowa or Michigan? Black or Blue? Gold or Maize Shitty Yellow or Equally Shitty Yellow? We help you pick it here:

The Iowa Football Wave in the Time of COVID: Hypocritical at Best

Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Hate My Fellow Fans

Hawkeye Elvis on Iowa Football in 2021

Our bedazzled bon vivant feels good about the 2021 Hawkeyes season...with a couple glaring exceptions?

The Eternal Iowa Hawkeyes Football Question: Eight Wins Or Nine?

Stick around to discuss where Fran goes from here

Lord almighty does Iowa suck

No subhead: Iowa is just shitty, even when good.

Iowa Potluck #4: What happens when you let Iowans invent things

No, Iowans, you don’t have to leave the state. Since you’ve fused with your couch, we’ll bring the food to you.

Iowa Potluck #3: MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT (and also defense)

How has the Iowa defense been SO good for SO long?

BREAKING! Conference Realignment!

Could Iowa State get a Big Ten invitation during conference realignment?

Iowa Potluck #2: The Hawkeye Offense is One Big University Heights Speed Trap

In which the Iowa Offensive Experience is like driving across the entire state with a University Heights cop tailing you.

Expansionpalooza!

Just kidding, it’s Iowa stuff.

Potluck #1: Smell that? It’s Iowa Football.

Head down the I-380 corridor—at a reasonable speed, please—and let’s grab a whiff of the Hawkeyes ahead of 2021.

Elvis Sightings: One Hawkeye still in action in Indianapolis

Our intrepid correspondent find one Iowa Hawkeye still balling in Indianapolis...

Catching Up with Big Ten Volleyball

A sport we can actually be proud of.

Elvis Sightings: The Agony (and Bourbon) of Defeat

Oh, the hangover.

Elvis Sightings: Dispatches from the NCAA Tournament, IOWA WINS Edition

A Hawkeyes win, some Charles Barkley beef, and a Rutgers Shiny Jacket Guy sighting! Living large with The King in Indy...

B1G Power Poll, Post-Season: Mask Styles

Masks: A Blessing for Iowa Fans Since 2020

Elvis Sightings: Reports from the Big Ten Tournament, Now With More ONIONS!

A mannequin in a Ryan Kriener jersey drinking at an Indianapolis bar. Normal things at the Big Ten Tournament when Hawkeye Elvis is involved!

Double Feature! Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Is A Big Ten Title Contender! Minnesota Is Not So Much!

NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

The Holiest of High Holy B1G Holidays

HAPPY 6-4 DAY

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PIP Week: Chuck Long/Shocking Revelation Edition

Esteemed* reader** Hollywood Hawk Hogan shares his memory for OTE's Places I've Puked Week. Take a trip down memory lane with the 1985 Iowa Hawkeyes -- and be prepared for an ending that may shake your faith in humanity.

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