Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Hate My Fellow Fans
Stick around to discuss where Fran goes from here
No, Iowans, you don’t have to leave the state. Since you’ve fused with your couch, we’ll bring the food to you.
How has the Iowa defense been SO good for SO long?
In which the Iowa Offensive Experience is like driving across the entire state with a University Heights cop tailing you.
Our intrepid correspondent find one Iowa Hawkeye still balling in Indianapolis...
Oh, the hangover.
A Hawkeyes win, some Charles Barkley beef, and a Rutgers Shiny Jacket Guy sighting! Living large with The King in Indy...
A mannequin in a Ryan Kriener jersey drinking at an Indianapolis bar. Normal things at the Big Ten Tournament when Hawkeye Elvis is involved!
Esteemed* reader** Hollywood Hawk Hogan shares his memory for OTE's Places I've Puked Week. Take a trip down memory lane with the 1985 Iowa Hawkeyes -- and be prepared for an ending that may shake your faith in humanity.
We’ve reached steady-state conditions
Every. Single. Punt.
Every few years it’ll be Crunch Berry Day in Cedar Rapids, but more often than not you’re getting the same lumpy bowl of oatmeal. We talk familiar smells, familiar opponents, and familiar record predictions for the Hawkeyes.
Can a pair of new safeties keep the Hawkeyes’ secondary from crumbling against aerial attacks? Also, A.J. Epenesa is good and you just better get used to it.
Yes. Every. Single. One.
TJ Hockenson and Noah Fant are gone, and we’re about to learn just how good Nate Stanley is.