Breaking News out of the Empire—no word on if the Cy-Hawk game will continue as scheduled. (Because it will, you idiots, because this is satire.)
The move was deemed "a way easier conversation than having him fired" by the athletic director
Iowa Closing Arguments 2022 // Can The Hawkeyes Finally Field An Average Offense and Become Unstoppable?
Or is this finally the year where the singularity happens and Iowa’s defense scores more points than the offense?
Hop in the coop and start shovelin’, boys! It’s a long way to Ames!
With great linebacker play and anemic, plodding offense
The more things change in Iowa City...
The Iowa super-duper-senior met his match...in ME
Iowa meets Kentucky in Orlando for ALLLLL the Citrus.
Iowa or Michigan? Black or Blue? Gold or Maize Shitty Yellow or Equally Shitty Yellow? We help you pick it here:
Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Hate My Fellow Fans
No, Iowans, you don’t have to leave the state. Since you’ve fused with your couch, we’ll bring the food to you.
How has the Iowa defense been SO good for SO long?
In which the Iowa Offensive Experience is like driving across the entire state with a University Heights cop tailing you.
Our intrepid correspondent find one Iowa Hawkeye still balling in Indianapolis...
A Hawkeyes win, some Charles Barkley beef, and a Rutgers Shiny Jacket Guy sighting! Living large with The King in Indy...
A mannequin in a Ryan Kriener jersey drinking at an Indianapolis bar. Normal things at the Big Ten Tournament when Hawkeye Elvis is involved!
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Esteemed* reader** Hollywood Hawk Hogan shares his memory for OTE's Places I've Puked Week. Take a trip down memory lane with the 1985 Iowa Hawkeyes -- and be prepared for an ending that may shake your faith in humanity.