In Advance of the Cy-Hawk, an Homage to the State of Iowa’s Best Team Ever
What wonders will tech produce next?
Want to know what’s going on with the Hawkeyes, but don’t have enough time to get super into it this year? Here’s some guys to name drop and convince your friends that you bleed black and gold.
We don’t even have to make stuff up; just look at past Iowa seasons.
Iowa has landed some big name transfers in the off season as the Fightin’ Ferentzes set out to prove that the offensive woes of the last 3 years have been a skill, and not a scheme, issue.
What was unexpectedly the Jasmine Carson Show tuned into...well, a bunch of old white dudes on the Internet being angry. Which sucks.
Hawkeye Nation is back in the bargaining stage
Where "opt-outs" include our three Iowa writers but not Brian Ferentz. So...uh...
By protecting his son’s career, he’s proven he can no longer be trusted to lead Iowa Football
Breaking News out of the Empire—no word on if the Cy-Hawk game will continue as scheduled. (Because it will, you idiots, because this is satire.)
The move was deemed "a way easier conversation than having him fired" by the athletic director
Iowa Closing Arguments 2022 // Can The Hawkeyes Finally Field An Average Offense and Become Unstoppable?
Or is this finally the year where the singularity happens and Iowa’s defense scores more points than the offense?
Hop in the coop and start shovelin’, boys! It’s a long way to Ames!
With great linebacker play and anemic, plodding offense
The more things change in Iowa City...
The Iowa super-duper-senior met his match...in ME
Iowa meets Kentucky in Orlando for ALLLLL the Citrus.
Iowa or Michigan? Black or Blue? Gold or Maize Shitty Yellow or Equally Shitty Yellow? We help you pick it here:
Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Hate My Fellow Fans
Stick around to discuss where Fran goes from here