A Champagne Hangover Even Fried Chicken Can’t Cure: Predicting Northwestern Football’s 2023 Record
Cash only. Eat the bread.
Three transfers and one dead weight: 2023 Northwestern Special Teams!
A transfer-laden specialist core with one (OK, maybe a second) glaring weakness.
Northwestern Defense Preview: It can’t get any worse, right?
Jim O’Neil’s gone. What can his replacement do?
Do you miss Mick McCall yet? A Northwestern Offense Preview
Stop me if you’ve heard this before—Northwestern has a couple talented running backs and a transfer quarterback. Why is THIS Pat Fitzgerald offense different?
B1G 2023: Northwestern week: Say hello to the new Ryan Field!
A longtime Northwestern season ticket holder is thrilled we’re getting a new stadium! Let’s dive in
NCAA Tournament Profile: Can Northwestern Beat Boise State?
For the second time in recorded human history, it was The Year. Can the Wildcats improve on their Round of 32 showing from 2017?
A List of Teams Northwestern Has Never Lost To, Including Texas
Can you imagine your football—your mighty football team—never having defeated a program that has lost over 680 times in its history?
Northwestern Football 2022 Closing Arguments: Fix Wildcat Football with ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
Just give us our beach ball back, please.
Northwestern Football is Just a Broke-Down Farm Stand
In the age of NIL, if you can’t compete you are a farm team
Things aren’t all terrible! Sports Northwestern is Good At
From bases to buzzers, it’s not all despair in Evanston.
Northwestern Athletics At A Crossroads: How Do The Wildcats Survive 2022 And Beyond?
Has the game changed on Northwestern to an existential degree?
B1G 2022 // Northwestern defense preview
UGHHHHHHHH. This is not what we had in mind last season! Pass the Malört and get the catapult ready.
Slants and Blunts: Talking Northwestern Quarterbacks // Potluck #2
Grab something to take the edge off, because it’s time to talk about the Northwestern quarterback situation.
B1G 2022 // Northwestern Offense Preview
How the hell can I make lemonade out of this lemon?
Pat Fitzgerald’s Best Days are Probably Behind Him: A 2022 Northwestern Football Preview
The emperor’s got no clothes, and you all get to spend the next 6-8 years pointing and laughing until Jim O’Neill gets fired.
Big Ten Basketball Autopsy: A Successful 2022 for Northwestern
The Collins regime appears to be out of ideas. So what’s another year of failure among friends?
BREAKING: One “Final Season at Ryan Field” in 2022 for Northwestern?
2022 will be the last season at Ryan Field, per a text from the Northwestern Ticket Office.
Northwestern Football 2021 Performance Review: Well, the body’s definitely cold.
This program’s been dead since September, but another shovel blow in December hurt even more.
So COVID canceled your game. Who should you schedule now?
How to reschedule your college basketball games for maximum fun, profit, and hilarity.
Northwestern Football 2021 Season Recap: So when do the firings begin?
The 2021 Wildcats are finally, mercifully, dead and buried. How many firings can make up for a pathetic 3-9 (1-8) season?
Is it The Year? A 2021-22 Northwestern Basketball Preview
Has Chris Collins finally entered a "put up or shut up" year in Evanston? With a deep roster and a favorable schedule, it might be NIT or bust.
Northwestern Closing Arguments: 2021 Season Preview and Predictions
It's like this foghorn that keeps calling out to you: "Wiiiiild-cats, Wiiiiild-cats"
There’s no way the ‘Cats repeat in the West. RIGHT? 2021 Northwestern Football Predictions
A curtain-raiser with Michigan State, ANOTHER damn Duke game, and friendly enough crossovers. Could Northwestern repeat atop the West?
Mailbag, Pt. II: Malort, Quiz Bowl, and Tailgating at Northwestern
Quiz bowl, Malort, tailgating at Northwestern games, and places to go in Evanston. We’re so sorry.
How will Northwestern ugly up games THIS year? Mailbag, Pt. 1
Looking back at M00N and...well, just EVERY Michigan loss as we answer your questions on why NU beats Iowa but can’t fill Ryan Field, the best upsets of wisconsin, and more!
It’s time to update the uniforms: Put the Northwestern stripe on the shoulders
Under Armour, Northwestern, let’s put the stripe back where it belongs
Why It’s Time For A Northwestern Wildcats Football Down Year In 2021
Just check the schedule.
ANOTHER transfer quarterback. What could go wrong? 2021 Northwestern Offense Preview
Transfer quarterback Ryan Hilinski looks poised to nose out Hunter Johnson and Andrew Marty, but can OC Mike Bajakian construct an offense around a transfer for the second straight year?
Big Shoes to Fill: A 2021 Northwestern Defense Preview
New DC Jim O’Neil raises more questions than he answers...but that’s what consistency across Pat Fitzgerald’s tenure is for. Who’s the next man up?
Northwestern Mailbag Call?!?!?
You probably have questions. We don’t have answers, but we’ll sure yell things at you.
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B1G Friday Fanshot
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B1G Thursday Fanshot
I heard you like car troubles, so we gave you car troubles for your car while you take your other car in for its car troubles.Xzibit
B1G Wednesday Fanshot
B1G Tuesday Shot
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B1G Monday Fanshot