Obligatory Predictions Competition
Come for Michigan-Nebraska, stay for Illinois and Purdue slapfighting.
Illinois! Florida Atlantic! ...or Ohio State-Notre Dame, whatever.
Illinois? Indiana? Minnesota?
We’re all just waiting to see who screws it up.
Iowa-Iowa State, Purdue-Virginia Tech, Wisconsin-Washington State—we’ve got all your Big Ten action and picks for the week. Who are YOU taking?
Who was the LEAST bad at this?
Who wins the East? Who wins the west? Who wins ? IT’S ALL TO PLAY FOR!
Grab your spittoon, grab your pig, grab...whatever the hell that thing is. IT’S A RIVALRY WEEKEND!
LARGE BRONZE BULLS and dumb Eastern rivalries—must be a November Saturday in the Big Ten.
Ohio State-Penn State! Iowa-Northwestern! Games of equal import, we say!
In the Obligatory Predictions Competition, we ask if the Boilers can break their Badger dick, the Terps can break an all-time futility mark, and if Ohio State runs it up on Iowa. Oh, and the lamest white-out ever in Happy Valley.
Michigan-Penn State, sure. But also...Nebraska-Purdue?!
Nebraska-Rutgers, Maryland-Purdue, and plenty of room for hilarity.
A day that starts with a Kinnick slopfest, ends with the reek of desperation from Lincoln, and in between features is waiting to see if, uh...Illinois or Maryland are good?
Like a broken-down furnace, the Big Ten West will try to keep you warm through the weekend.
Massacres incoming? Huskers’ last stand against Sooners, Purdue and Penn State on the road, and Minnesota plays a truly terrible P5 team.
Northwestern-Duke! Illinois-Virginia! wisconsin-Washington State! That’s it for the P5 matchups, so...uh...not great, guys.
Penn State and Purdue kick off the conference season, then Illinois and Indiana make us wish it was already over. Picking ALL this week’s Big Ten action:
If all these teams could find a way to lose, they probably would. Here comes the Obligatory Predictions Competition!
Iowa or Michigan? Black or Blue? Gold or Maize Shitty Yellow or Equally Shitty Yellow? We help you pick it here:
Grab an Axe, a Hat, a Bucket, some Lasers...whatever you need, really. It’s Rivalry Week! Come make some picks.
Pick your poison: Michigan State keeping it inside three scores or Nebraska keeping it inside one.
Another Harboring of Ohio State? Will Iowa and Minnesota break a total of 30? A truly assy weekend of games...
So, uh...Ohio State-Nebraska, anyone?
Time for the Big Ten East to start cannibalizing itself...